Nerdy Jokes

sadisticlolita:

ellieincolour:

gryffindorgay:


“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

I will always reblog. 

fuck you Zeus
sadisticlolita:

ellieincolour:

gryffindorgay:


“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

I will always reblog. 

fuck you Zeus
sadisticlolita:

ellieincolour:

gryffindorgay:


“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

I will always reblog. 

fuck you Zeus
sadisticlolita:

ellieincolour:

gryffindorgay:


“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

I will always reblog. 

fuck you Zeus
sadisticlolita:

ellieincolour:

gryffindorgay:


“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

I will always reblog. 

fuck you Zeus
sadisticlolita:

ellieincolour:

gryffindorgay:


“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

I will always reblog. 

fuck you Zeus
sadisticlolita:

ellieincolour:

gryffindorgay:


“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

I will always reblog. 

fuck you Zeus
sadisticlolita:

ellieincolour:

gryffindorgay:


“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

I will always reblog. 

fuck you Zeus
sadisticlolita:

ellieincolour:

gryffindorgay:


“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

I will always reblog. 

fuck you Zeus
sadisticlolita:

ellieincolour:

gryffindorgay:


“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

I will always reblog. 

fuck you Zeus

sadisticlolita:

ellieincolour:

gryffindorgay:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

I will always reblog. 

fuck you Zeus

(Source: eternalseptember)


lauriehalseanderson:

libraryoftheancients:

openinkstand:

Inky paw prints presumably left by a curious kitty on a 15th century manuscript.
From National Geographic.

#this will forever be the funniest thing to me #that poor scribe just #GOD DAMN IT CAT #CANST THOU NOT SEE I AM AT WORK #ge-GET OFF YE BEAST #THOU HAST RUINED IT #NO THOU DOST NOT RECIEVE SCRATCHIES
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Cats: getting in the way of writing for 500 years.
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